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Posts Tagged Weird
The Weirdest Theft Ever
Sep 24
Stanley Wright is the name of the not so smart thief who allegedly stole more than $400 of clothing from a local store and filled in a job application at the store with his correct address :p he could have left a map to his house too anyways leaving the police with not much to investigate he was arrested and charged for Theft. The smart ass looks like…
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Power Of The Human Genes
Jun 14
Studying the everyday nature of genes scientists have come across the fact that human genes which is responsible for determining the nature of human senses and behavior is evolving by time and because its changing there is a possibility of a new human specie as a result.
This came to me as pretty weird at first. Imagine living with something which seems almost like you but has a different nature as you. For me that would be pretty frustrating. Now how exactly are the new species going to evolve?
Its simple. We are aware of the fact that we are being mutated by the radio active pollution that the industries are bringing us and due to this our genes are degenerating. The change in the structure of the genes changes everything that makes up a human being.
The part that struck me the most was that our specie and the new specie would be humans but would not be able to mate together. This is impossible due to the difference in chromosome structure. What i can do is pray that before something like this happens; God help us!
