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Avatar Rocking the charts but still stuck up in the 90’s

Jan 7

Posted by Michael Majid in Entertainment, Funny

Avatar yes it has changed everything after all. Simply, Avatar is the most visually fantastic movie I’ve ever seen.It is the groundbreaking 3-D release of its time.

And its a new standard by which all blockbusters are measured. Yes its that good pictured.

Although the movie is brilliant, superb and outstanding and even rocking on the charts but it’s wallpaper, the movie wallpaper is looks from the year 90’s and 2000.

No doubt the movie was too good as it was one of the technological sophisticated movies so far. But they should have worked on its title page too.

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A Boy Was Arrested For Cutting Women’s Hair In Buses

Jan 6

Posted by Michael Majid in Entertainment, Funny, Odd, Weird

Jared Walter a 22-year old boy is found on the buses of Portland giving unwanted haircuts to the women. He is so disrespectful to women, As it very well said that w omen’s are very possessive about their hair. But Walter is after w omen’s hair and doesn’t understand that.

On New Year’s Eve Walter decided to give an unwanted haircut to a women on 33 no. bus. The women called 911 for this and the boy was arrested for his public harassment. He tried to skip but he couldn’t escape from the bus and was arrested.

And this case was not first time in fact some lady said that this was happened with her too in November. And in some case he also used glue instead of gel as report said.

Not only the public but his neighbor’s are also fed-up from him as he is responsible for a string of break-ins there.

Finally he has been arrested for robbery and public harassment. He is such a weird guy

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A boy asking for his stolen bicycle wheel

Jan 4

Posted by Michael Majid in Funny, Odd, Weird

A boy who lost his bicycle wheel has written a proposal that whoever has stolen his wheel should contact him. It starts that i am very much upset and in a big shock as somebody has stolen my wheel, And now i have two ways one is to buy a new wheel but this will be too costly as my bike is already from a good will shop.

So its not worth to buy a new one, And the other way is i can get a second hand wheel from the flea market of $10 and as my bicycle is $25. that would be better.

But i have got even more good idea that why cant i get my old wheel back, Who ever has taken my wheel sell me again  and i will buy it of $10 it will be time saving. We can also meet again at the same place where i lost my wheel and where you have stolen it.

I will not even say any thing we can make the situation very light and natural as you can come by my side and say that you are missing one wheel and i have got the extra one and then i will pay you the amount  and in this way we both can make things go right.

And i hope this all goes good and you will co-operate and don’t forget my name is josh. :)

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Italian toy store helps a frantic mother on christmas

Jan 2

Posted by Michael Majid in Entertainment, Funny

On Christmas morning a frantic mother rush to a toy store to get something for her kids as her kids toys were stolen from her basement.We are talking about a place in Italy called rome (Reuters).

It was the Christmas eve when the mother went to the basement of her house to check the toys she had kept for her two little angels and she couldn’t find them at the right place and they were stolen.

So she drive all -night just to get some good toys for her daughters so that in the morning when they wake up they should have something under the Christmas tree.

And during all this, police got to know about this theft and they contacted the toy store which was open at 4:00 a.m near a small town.

This is something really cute and funny too. And i think the  store was later fined by the police for violating opening hour regulations.

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Veggie Tales Cookie cutter is simply the best!

Jan 2

Posted by Michael Majid in Entertainment, Funny

Okay every one think about for a moment yes. Aaron the reader in his christian book store found a really amazing thing  the “Veggie Tales Cookie cutter” first Aaron was like remembering his childhood looking at it it used to be worked for carrots and cauliflower flowers.

For some time then he carefully observe it and notices that it is multi- tasking and it can be use for both children and yea for adults too for partying yea aah..!!

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http://consumerist.com

o I walked into my local Christian bookstore the other day, just to kill time while at the mall, and I see a rack displaying various Veggitales products. Having once worked in a church nursery, I know of the magical powers contained in those anthropomorphic carrots and cauliflowers. Imagine my surprise when I see this SEEMINGLY innocuous cookie cutter.Innocent looking at first…but with a simple 90� rotation…..

What the deuce? Will someone please think of the children!

This is just multitasking. It’s perfect for your kids AND perfect for bachelorette parties. It’s all about the frosting. Ya know?

HA HA  rotate to 90 degrees, that is funny.

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A british man’s goods were stolen by a burglar and were found on eBay for sale

Jan 2

Posted by Michael Majid in Entertainment, Funny, Odd, Weird

A burglar stole  some kitchen appliances of a British man named Tristan Brooks and put all the goods on eBay for sale. He just told into the news that he just moved to his new house and he was informed by his builder that his kitchen appliances were gone and was robbed.

He got all his new stuff for his kitchen like fridge,freezer,Hot point electric oven and a series of BT cordless phones.well this is the most stupid robbery one could have ever done.

thenextweb.com:

The thief had taken a £700 fridge freezer, a Hotpoint electric oven and a series of BT cordless phones, the culprit took the curtains and hooks, a tool case, toaster, Brabantia bin and a shower head. The total value of the property was estimated to be around £8,000.

Police had told Brooks they had no leads, but his girlfriend suggested looking on eBay. Minutes after logging on Brooks was there, staring at virtually every valuable item that had been stolen.

Brooks said, “I logged on and all of a sudden I was staring at the screen and looking at my fridge freezer. It was being sold by somebody in Bridgend,” which is only 30 miles from where he lives in Pontcanna, Cardiff in the UK.

He arranged a time to meet the seller at his home, saying he needed to check the measurements against his kitchen and went outside to call the police who promptly arrived to arrest the suspect. Brooks was able to recover all of his belongings because he had the serial numbers for the items.

The man was arrested and released on bail but failed to appear before magistrates. There is now a warrant out for his rearrest.

Makes you wonder, if you’re an eBay frequenter that is, how much stolen stuff you’ve actually bought from the site.

putting your stolen good on eBay for sale is hilarious.

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Weird Guy Kills Dog, Hides In Coffee

Jan 1

Posted by Michael Majid in Funny, Odd, Weird

A weird guy in southern California really went crazy. People say that maybe he was under the influence of drugs. So what that weird guy did was, he jumped out of some third-story window. Came running towards a woman.

He grabbed the dog with his bare hands, choked it, and slammed it on the ground hard. Thus, killing the dog. He further poured coffee all over him self and ran naked, and I mean he ran naked.

Further info at nbclosangeles.com

Around 6 a.m., Lopez resurfaced nearby and allegedly killed a dog. Julie Donnelly, 34, told deputies she was walking her pet miniature Schnauzer, Kokanee, near the 1100 block of Calle del Cerro when a man approached her, picked up her dog, choked it and then slammed the animal into the pavement.

“He got a few feet in front of us and got into an attack-type mode — aggressive mode — like he was ready to lunge out at me, but instead my dog went out in front,” Donnelly said.

“I know that human life is much more important than the life of an animal, but she sacrificed her life for me this morning. She bought enough time so that he didn’t attack me,” Donnelly said.

The man fled the area on foot, said Donnelly.

That was a really weird guy. Reminds me of the guy who planned a drive-by shoot and never rolled down the window. I suppose an idiot is born everyday. :lol:

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Driving 400 Miles To Get Newspaper

Nov 19

Posted by Michael Majid in Funny, Mystery, Odd

Day by day, more and more people are losing it. Well, the old guy named Eric Steward was 81 years old. He initially got out of home to get the news paper. He took a wrong turn by accident and then kept on driving and driving for nine straight hours.

So after nine hours and 400 miles away from his home, he decided to ask someone for directions. He talked to a person from the local police station of the place that he had reached and that officer talked to the old guy’s wife on the phone to find out about him.

Apparently, he was 400 miles away from his home while he had just gotten out to get the morning newpaper. He says: “I just went out on the road to have a drive, a nice peaceful drive”. That peaceful drive lasted around nine hours.

The police officer was quoted as saying, “This little old man came up to me saying he was lost. He handed me his mobile and asked if I could speak to his wife”. He was then directed.

Upon asking him why he did not have a satellite mapping GPS to help in finding directions. He said that he did not need one. * He was only lost once in his life*. I think he should get a GPS now, to avoid getting lost for nine hours again, LOL!

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Father directs Canadian Geese

Nov 7

Posted by aamir in Funny, Odd, Weird

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Geese Busy In Their Work

I know what you are thinking. How in the hell can a person direct a goose, and how can the goose comprehend what the person is instructing it to do? Well, believe it or not, that is exactly what my father did at a lake in Georgia.

It was a hot day and we had gotten out of the house for the first time at around 8 p.m. We went to a local park and I went for my daily run, while my family took a pleasant stroll around the lake.

As I finished my run, I sat down on a bench that overlooks the lake, waiting for my family to return. I was sweating heavily and unfortunately, my family had the water bottles with them.

I don’t carry the water because it slows my running. Finally, I saw my parents and my sister coming towards me with the water and I was relieved.  We usually sit down on the bench for 10-15 minutes before we leave.

As we were sitting and enjoying the blissful weather, a flock of Canadian Geese were sitting on the lake. Many of you probably know that Candian Geese hate to stay in Canada (due to harsh weather), and once they migrate to a warmer area, they are lazy to go back. As fast as a gun was pulled in  Ok Corral, the geese decide to take off.

Now, I have extremely slow reaction time, and by the time it took for me to understand what was happening, the geese were heading to go over our heads.

My father, acting much like an air traffic controller at Heathrow airport,  immediately jumps from the bench and starts waving in an attempt to scare them away. The geese, thinking he is directing them, stop in midair, and change direction.

It was a hilarious moment for us and came as a shock because we are not used to this sort thing. Thank God the geese did change direction, otherwise we would be driving home in geese droppings.

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Rihanna’s Forehead Accompanied Her To 20/20 Interview

Nov 7

Posted by Michael Majid in Entertainment, Funny, Weird

Rihanna's Forehead

Rihanna's Forehead - I know it's huge!

Well, rihanna has a gigantic forehead. She recently got a new haircut after getting rid of her mo-hawk look. She looks better than before but her forehead is looking larger than ever.

I think you can easily tell that by looking at the photo on the right of rihanna. Her forehead is huge and it’s going to accompany this ‘Umbrella’ hit-maker to the 20/20 show.

It has something to do with the Chris brown attack. Recently, she opened her mouth for the first time after being attacked by Chris Brown in the start of 2009 about the after effects of the attack on her.

On the morning show, Rihanna revealed how disturbed she got because it was one of her first ‘big love’ when her ex-boyfriend chris brown assaulted her. “There was no soul in his eyes.” “There was no person when I looked at him,” the 21-year-old singer recalled during the second installment of an interview airing on ABC’s “Good Morning America.” “He had no soul in his eyes. Just blank.”

That sounds plain weird. What was really wrong with chris brown? We can’t say for sure but for now chris brown speaks in reply to this interview of her to MTV. “While I respect Rihanna’s right to discuss the specific events of February 8,” Brown says, “I maintain my position that all of the details should remain a private matter between us.”

It’s because her bruised up face was released all over the internet whom she though were ‘two women’ whom she knew. Well, I’ll update this post soon with more information about the rihanna interview. Till then, enjoy rihanna’s forehead or go and have a listen to her horrible new tracks!

Update 1: Apparently, the dancers of chris brown and his buddies has blown out about the february scuffle between the two. One of them said that they can’t tell what really happened. But he says on Twitter: “ u should wanna hear from the people that really know the truth!!!”. And another one says: “Let me just say that chris brown was pushed to the extreme”. This doesn’t sound too right and there is definitely something that Rihanna is hiding.

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