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Jasmine Fiore - Bikini Model Murdered?

Aug 23

Posted by Michael Majid in Mystery, Odd

Jasmine Fiore

Jasmine Fiore

Jasmine Kinkade, better known as Jasmine Fiore, a bikini/swimsuit model from Las Vegas was reported murdered on 19th August. The 28 year old beautiful was last seen after a poker tournament in San Diego.

The model was brutally murdered and then stuffed into a suitcase thrown like trash outside at the bruena park apartment complex dumpster. The current suspect is Ryan Jenkins who was is told to be his husband whom she secretly married in a Las Vegas.

She was there with Jenkins and the police confirmed that it was Jenkins who tried to contact them to report the missing wife who was already discovered by the police a few hours ago.

This news has been sparking flames around the web for a while. After her bikini pictures started roaming around. Some people also tried to put in some of her body pictures showing her dead but I couldn’t find any authentic pictures to share with you people.

Jenkins was also a contestant at the VH1 reality show ‘Megan Wants A Millionaire’. The airing of the show has currently been stopped. The current suspect of the police is Jenkins as he was the one whom she was with at the poker tournament.

It is very sad to hear of such a beautiful model murdered so brutally. But one thing that I found funny was that even though she was a bikini/swimsuit model. The found her murdered naked in the suitcase.

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How About Following The ‘Ladies First’ Rule?

Aug 19

Posted by Michael Majid in Funny, Odd

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I guess it is more of a nice thing to do when we let the ladies go first for something. It wouldn’t be very much of just generous but also ‘normal’ to let a female go first.

However, some people just don’t like to follow the rules by that I meant some men. Apparently, in this picture a man and a woman are in an an elevator. As soon as the elevator opens, the man tries to get out first, leaving the woman behind. To top it off, he grabs her purse attempting to steal it.

Seeing this, the woman turns into her ‘alpha-female’ form. Grabs the running man from the back of his shirt and gives him a backdrop, and yeah that is a wrestling slam.

I will not be forcing you to play by some common rules but after seeing the picture on the right you might be a little careful next time you try to walk out first of an elevator with a woman standing next to you.

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A Weird Technical Support Letter

Aug 15

Posted by hamXa in Funny, Odd

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,


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DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

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Barefoot 6 Month Old Baby Booted From Burger King

Aug 11

Posted by Michael Majid in Funny, Weird

I had a great laugh when I saw this one. It was too good to pass. This manager at burger king seemed to have a little problem with a 6 month old baby because he was not wearing shoes.

It was not a 30-year old guy but just a 6 month old baby who never even gets out his/her mother’s lap. Normally, a 6 month old cannot walk. However, as mentioned before, this guy was having problems with the baby.

He said that the baby not wearing shoes is against health code. Maybe he was trying to be protective towards himself. But it turned out to be that being shoe-less in Saint Louis County (Where this incident occurred) didn’t have any such law.

Jennifer Frederich was with her mother and her infant daughter, Kaylin. They stopped at the Burger King in Sunset Hills on Sunday. The baby was shoeless – Frederich figured tiny baby feet were immune from the rule.

However, the baby and his family were booted from Burger King on a no shoes, no shirt, no service policy. The manager even threatened to call the police if they did not move out of Burger King. Burger King released a statement on Thursday that they had taken the policy too far.

This is very weird of the fast food manager. However, you can view the video below yourself. I think the baby is pretty cute. :P

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Monk Ending?

Aug 8

Posted by aamir in Entertainment

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Monk

Yes, it’s true. The show many of us love and others can’t stand is ending. Yup, I am talking about Monk.  Now many of you are wondering, why is such a hot show ending?  The reason is because USA network  has declared that as the seasons progressed, the production costs have increased and the network likely finds it hard to justify. For those of you who have no idea who Adrian Monk is, let me give you a brief overview. Monk tells the story of a San Francisco police detective. He has a perfect job and is married to the girl of his dreams, Trudy.

One day, Trudy dies in a car bomb. The death of his wife completely changes him. After taking leave from the force, he returns after three years. He develops OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and many phobias. While enduring his phobias, Monk helps the department with homicide investigations and is dedicated to finding his wife’s killer.

The show may seem depressing at times, but it is very interesting to watch how Monk solves crimes. Anyway, back to the headline. The show debuted July 12, 2002. It started to become successful and grew to an average of 6.1 million viewers in season 6.

The show airs on Friday nights, adding to it’s success. The season is ending after 8 years of going strong.  Make sure you catch the last 16 episodes. Will Monk find his wife’s killers? Find true love once again? Overcome his phobias?

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Vanessa Hudgens Scandal 2009 - New Leaked Pictures?

Aug 6

Posted by Michael Majid in Entertainment, Mystery

Vanessa Hudgens Scandal 2009

Vanessa Hudgens Scandal 2009

We have the High School Musical Star up again on another scandal. Remember, those pictures that leaked out more than a year ago? Sources claimed that those were real, but what can we say about this one.

This is Vanessa Hudgens Scandal 2009 baby! It seems though there has to be one every year. I don’t really want to put any picture out on the blog because it is meant for families. However, I will save you the time that you might be wanting to waste on this little star, namely Vanessa Hudgens.

I looked at the pictures and they were looking obviously fakes. However, the suprising thing is that Vanessa Hudgens has denied to talk about this herself which does raise some doubts.

Maybe she’s pissed off at someone who leaked her pictures. If not, then she could have at least exclaimed that they were fake. But still, I’ll save you a sweat. The girl in the picture looks damn identical but of course she is not her.

It seems that the 2009 scandal of vanessa hudgens has settled some ground because it’s been a popular topic but the leaked pictures are fake. most people are putting emphasis on dissimilarities in face features like her nose.

Bottom line: The vanessa hudgens leaked photos aren’t real, they’re just fake with some girl who looks damn alike Vanessa Hudgens.

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Want A Swimsuit? Grab One At The Vending Machine

Aug 5

Posted by Michael Majid in Funny, Odd

Swimsuit Vending Machine

Swimsuit Vending Machine


Story of the day: The hotel chain André Balazs’ has teamed up with Quicksilver to offer co-branded swimsuit which will be sold in the hotel and near pools in vending machines.

These swimsuits will be sold in special vending machines in Los Angeles, Miami and New York throughout August. The director of marketing at Quicksilver who is probably in the team which came up with this idea said:

“We decided to collaborate and make something cool as well as useful for Standard guests. Our core product is boardshorts, and The Standard hotels have pretty notorious pool scenes, so swimsuits made a lot of sense.”

You heard that right. It’s summer and when two genius minds think alike they usually come up with a pretty odd but well-thought idea like that. I mean, who doesn’t go for a swim in summer?

Hollywood Shorts

Hollywood Shorts

4 different styles of shorts for men were designed with each one representing the city in which the hotel is. For example, they have a blue one with white stars on it for Hollywood.

To top it off, they include a small booklet ‘Quick Tips’ which is a guide for people wearing swimsuits and tells about places they should visit and some others they should check out in the city they are in.

The first vending machine opens in Los Angeles on August 8th and I can imagine the buzz this may create in the place where it will be setup. Who wouldn’t prefer getting swimwear shorts from a vending machine instead of the shop.

So finally, you found out a solution if you plan to go for a swim at 3 AM at night and know that all the shops are closed. No worries, just grab one at the vending machine and chill out.

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An 86-Year Old Woman Arrested For The 61st Time

Aug 4

Posted by Michael Majid in Odd, Weird

While it didn’t come much of a surprise after hearing that someone got arrested again after being already arrested 60 times in the past. It did shock me when I heard that it was an 86-Year old woman.

As far as I know, women in this age or shall I say a grandma in this age should be sitting in old folks home knitting socks or sweaters for her gran children. But this woman seems a little different.

Ella Orko

Ella Orko

Ella Orko, who was arrested for the first time in 1956, got arrested this time for shop lifting at a local grocery shop. She is accused for trying to pick items worth $252.26 in her pants before trying to leave without paying when one of the employees noticed her.

The employee said he saw her stuff 2 medium packs of L’Oreal RevitaLift anti-wrinkle cream, 8 jars of Olay face cream, 11 packs of AA batteries, 5 packs of salmon fish and 4 jars of Taster’s Choice instant coffee.

Trying to pick food and beauty items, eh grandma? But unfortunately if you don’t pay then you get caught and go to jail. The authorities havce charged her with felonies of shoplifting and her bail is set at $10,000 due to her extensive history of being arrested in which 11 were due to shop lifting.

“She’s a career shoplifter,” a District police lieutenant said. Tandra Simonton, who is a spokeswoman for the county’s state attorney’s office said that she could only find five cases of conviction. Out of which four will in Illionois and 1 was in Winconsin.

Her last conviction was in 2006 for retail theft led to her being in prison and then being released in 2007. The prosecutors have recommended to put her on electronic moniotoring since she’s due to the court again on Monday, 10th August.

This is definitely one of the most odd and weird stories I’ve heard in a while and neither did I expect an 86-Year Old woman to do such a thing. But I suppose, things aren’t much predicatable nowadays. We can expect anyone to do anything, without feeling bad about it.

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When Good Deeds Don’t Work Out

Aug 3

Posted by Michael Majid in Odd

There are some times when you should concentrate on something such as ‘rules and regulations’ instead of trying to be the good guy. The story that I’m about to share is of a similar man who overlooked the rules and policies of his bank and lost his job trying to be a good guy.

Jim Nicholson, a bank teller at a Key Bank branch in Seattle has lost his job because he ran down the block the catch a bank robber until the police arrived. According to the bank’s policies, you must comply to the demands of the robbery and try to avoid dangerous confrontations.

Jim Nicholson, who is 30 years old was fired on Thursday. He says that he totally understood the bank’s policy regarding complying with the demands of the robbery but somehow his instincts over-ruled his mind.

He ran down several blocks to catch the bank robber before he knocked him down with the help of a pedestrian. Eventually, the bank robber turned out to be unarmed.

The officials at Key banks have refused to pass any comments on this, leaving the person who did a good deed unemployed.

This certainly is a little odd. There could have been other options other than firing the bank teller. After all, he was trying to do a good deed and not doing anything for himself but showing loyalty to the bank.

It seems that sometimes, good deeds just don’t work out the way you plan them.

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Omer Bhatti Is Michael Jackson’s Son?

Aug 1

Posted by Michael Majid in Entertainment, Mystery

If you’ve not caught the firey news about the interview of Joe Jackson, let me put it down for you. In it he stated that Omer Bhatti is indeed the son of Michael Jackson or his ‘love child’.

This news has been circulating around for a bit and has caught main heat because of this being uttered by Joe Jackson in an interview. I was surprised too, check it out for yourself:

Now this was his part of the whole thing and while we all we supposed to ‘believe’ it, omer bhatti actually poses a different side of the story. He somehow doesn’t agree to this.

He says that him and michael had been great friends since long. Omer Bhatti who is 25 and lives in Norway says that there is no biological link between him and michael jackson.

Omer Bhatti

Omer Bhatti Picture - Face looks familiar.

He says that michael always told him that he was like his own son. Note the bolded word. That doesn’t explain in anyway that he actually was Michael’s son. But then again, are we supposed to believe what we just heard from Joe Jackson.

First, we got it confirmed from Omer Bhatti himself that he is not Michael’s love child. Secondly, if we all remember a while ago the ‘fake’ wife of Michael Jackson revealed that Michael’s other kids were not his and they were in fact biological children of a random person.

Reason being, that Michael could never have children. As we all know, Michael got kicked several times throughout his growing up age on his genitals by his father which prevented the growth and disabled him to have children ever again.

There are 2 reasons which explain the omer bhatti was not the son of michael jackson. But should we believe omar bhatti or these reasons? I’ll let you decide. I’ll leave you with this picture of Omer Bhatti for all you curious cats.

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